They say a picture is worth a thousand words but what about a hilariously strong-worded Yelp review? We’re not sure if these reviews are warranted or not, but we have to admit that they’re pretty dang funny.
The food was great! The stabbing not so much.
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Wow, unprofessional but at the same time can you blame them?
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Hate it when this happens…
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This guy proudly wears his bad Yelp reviews on his back.
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Water is best when gooey.
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That delicious, huh?
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Wake up, sheeple!
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They reviewed Yelp…on Yelp.
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Wow! I wonder what happened to this guy?
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It was this guy’s lucky day!
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Let’s face it.
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“100% GHOST FREE.”
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C’mon man, not on the Fettucine.
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Stupid Instagram influencer tried to pay restaurant in expose and epically fails.
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This hotel sounds great!
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A shoulder rub from Bill Cosby, you say?
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I love a crime scene.
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Shout out to my man Henry!
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Now why lie?
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Oh I get it now!
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You literally what out your what?
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Won’t be taking my church-going friends here then.
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Not Yelp, but still funny.
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