1.
Maybe a little extreme of a reaction but respect the dogs.
2.
Being hypocritical? They would never.
3.
That friend sounds like an absolute liability.
4.
“But what if we put mega boom boom on the box?”
5.
There’s no way they actually coordinate most of those shows.
6.
“Wow, bright lights and noise.”
7.
There’s always that one neighbor.
8.
Florida has to have the highest number of firework-related injuries.
9.
I mean, you’re literally playing with explosives.
10.
But what about the snakes?
11.
Every. Single. Time.
12.
Living next to the firework plug has to be terrifying.
13.
Maybe we could dial them back a little bit?
14.
There was always one kid who had a little too much fun blowing stuff up.
15.
You have to save those for next year, buddy.
16.
There is a massive correlation between divorce and firework purchases.
17.
This is startlingly accurate.
18.
It’s a surprise every time.
19.
Well, that’s too bad.
20.
Literally all week.
21.
Perfect logic.
