The people who made these monstrosities are not chefs nor are they respectable folks. Life is already hard as it is, but nobody on god’s green earth asked for any of this. The only thing more disturbing than this cursed cuisine is the fact that some of it actually has bites taken out of it. As the French say, “Bone app the teeth!”
1. Mint broccoli pizza
2. Ramen noodles and oranges
3. I think we’re looking at a mayo, pickle, and goldfish sandwich here?
4. Just stop. Enough. Mustard on a Pop Tart?
5. Oh yeah baby! Jelly bean milk steak! Let’s GO!
6. Surprise! Ketchup waffle.
7. Big Facts
8. Gotta love that melted cheese and chocolate
9. Cookie burger
10. When you don’t have any cereal
11. A fall classic: Mustard pumpkin pie.
12. Butter is meant for dipping
13. This person is going to jail for this. Peeps on a pizza.
14. M&M pizza
15. Layered Bologna Cake
16. The forbidden clam chowder popsicle
17. This one is actually gonna make me vom
18. Dry looking peanut butter on some dry a** ramen noodles
19. Ya’ll ever garnish your rice and chicken with an ice cube?
20. Just a pickle on a Kraft American single. Bone app the teeth!
21. Some people swear pickles and peanut butter actually good together but I’m not gonna take their word on that.
