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Doing the absolute most.
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They’ve become self-aware.
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Doing the lord’s work.
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Big T1000 energy.
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Of course they were.
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“A chicken sandwich? EXCELLENT choice.”
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Say it, coward.
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The fact that reading this didn’t even surprise me.
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You’re not above being open on Sunday.
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It defies all logic.
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Are you kidding me?
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You can’t convince me they aren’t brainwashed.
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I completely believe it.
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He probably gave her like five sauces too.
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Okay, you don’t have to smile that big.
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This one got me.
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We’re literally the same age.
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They’re HEALING customers now??
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It’s actually a relief to encounter a grumpy employee.
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Impossible.
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There’s a higher than 0% chance this would happen.
