We’re Screwed Yard Sign
Not in love with either choice this November? Go with the one thing we can all agree on.
Yeezy For President
2020 wouldn’t be complete without Kanye West also putting his name on the ballot for president. Commemorate this epic moment in history with some Yeezy swag.
Jobs Shirt
NSFW alert!! Buy this for that one family member you know will find this hilarious.
Grab Him By The Ballot
“You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful ballot boxes— I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”
Haters Gonna Hate
If you’re gonna go Donald, go big or go home. We have a feeling he’d approve.
Kamala Balla
It’s pronounced, “COMMA-LA”. Voting for women is almost* always a good idea, and she is a total baller.
Donald Trump Halloween Costume
The costume idea you didn’t know you needed for the Halloween season.
Jo Jorgensen For President
Voting Libertarian? Keep Republicans out of your bedroom, and Democrats out of your wallet!
Settle For Biden
This reminds us of the Daily Show video, Joe Biden: Acceptable Under The Circumstances. Watch for a good laugh!
Giant Meteor 2020
If proclaiming, “We are screwed,” isn’t enough for you, the apocalyptic route is always an option.
Made Ya Look
It’s a bold fake-out, but probably worth the laugh. Also, wear a mask.
ByeDon
The most clever thing to come out of the 2020 campaign. Get it? “Bye Don” = Biden.
Trump Loves CNN
Trump’s favorite punching bag is CNN and the rest of the media for that matter. Wonder if he thinks OOLA is also fake news??
