Pumpkin spice season is back, which means that people everywhere are ditching their frosés and trying to get their hands on this fall festive flavor wherever they can. From flavorful coffee drinks (shoutout to #PSL) to savory pies and bread, it’s impossible to deny our obsession for this spicy sweetness. While the pumpkin spice craze has managed to capture the hearts of fall lovers, some of these bizarre pumpkin spice-flavored products on the market prove that our infatuation has definitely gone too far.
1. Pumpkin Spice Sausage

Hard pass.
2. Pumpkin Spice Salmon

Pumpkin spice-flavored fish? Need we really say more?
3. Pumpkin Spice Smoked Ham

Do less, Maine.
3. Pumpkin Pie Spice Pringles

We know salty and sweet is a thing, but don’t know if we could get down with this.
4. Pumpkin Spice Water

But…if you do indulge in the pringles, be sure to quench your thirst with some refreshing pumpkin spice water?!
5. Pumpkin Spice Cheese

Cheese deserves better than this.
6. Pumpkin Spice Gum

“Extra” is the perfect word.
7. Pumpkin Spice Hummus

Where does it end?!
10. Pumpkin Spice Salsa

‘Tis the season!